Thursday, January 8, 2009

Marc Gafni Press Releases

PRESS RELEASES

Rabbi Starts Jewish Outreach Organization

The Palm Beach Post - January 5, 1989

An Orthodox rabbi whose activist style has sometimes made him the center of controversy is starting a Jewish outreach organization with classes and other programs designed to draw more people into Jewish life. Rabbi Mordechai Gafni will kick off the new enterprise, called the Center for Jewish Living, with a lecture at 7:30 tonight at Spanish River High School, 5100 Jog Road, in Boca Raton.

Rabbi Urges “Revolution” In Values Gafni’s Controversial Speech Part of Classes

The Palm Beach Post - January 6, 1989

Nothing less than a “revolution” will stir south county Jewry out of complacency and into a life devoted to Judaism, Rabbi Mordechai Gafni said Thursday night. Speaking to about 250 people at Spanish River High School, Gafni said: “To my mind, there is no greater tragedy than South Florida. . . . We’d like to start a revolution of Torah values.” Gafni, who left the pulpit of the Orthodox Boca Raton Synagogue last year amid differences with…

Boca Rabbi Accepts Job On West Bank

The Palm Beach Post - July 22, 1989

An Orthodox rabbi whose activist style won both friends and enemies among local Jews has accepted a religious post in the Middle East. Rabbi Mordechai Gafni, 28, said he will leave in September or October for a two-year post as rabbi of Zufim, a Jewish settlement on the West Bank. The new community is on the western edge of the occupied territory, about 2 miles east of the Israeli city of Kefar Sava. Gafni said the community has only 10 families now, but has plans for about…

The New Orthodoxy: The New Rabbi of the Boca Raton Synagogue Expects to Make Waves

Sun-Sentinel - July 24, 1987

By Carol Brzozowski, Staff Writer

The name Mordechai Gafni may not ring a bell in Palm Beach County yet.

But as the Orthodox rabbi settles into his new position as the first full-time rabbi for the Boca Raton Synagogue, he has hopes of being a ”clanging cymbal” for God.Gafni, 26, just may do that. If he were a Christian, his style would be called evangelical.

Gafni immediately is forthright about his lifestyle, should there be any questions on the topic: ”I’ll be making about $40,000 to $44,000, I drive a 1984 Topaz and I own eight suits.”

Gafni has come from New York to the fledgling Boca Raton Synagogue, the only Orthodox synagogue in Boca Raton, and one of three in Palm Beach county.

Its construction is the bloodline for the Orthodox body. Orthodox Jews walk to the synagogue on the Sabbath and its construction has made it easier for the Jews to worship.

”People were moving here because they knew we were here,” said Dr. Gary Lieber, a spokesman and founding member of the synagogue.

Just a few weeks into his position, Gafni is making plans in an effort to get involved. He is constantly on the telephone, talking with religious and secular community leaders. On the drawing board is a plan for some type of ”demonstration” in regards to the papal visit.

”Judaism has got to be a moral and social force,” Gafni said. ”Not just to make pronouncements, but to become involved.”

”We were looking for someone to shake the bushes, to make the synagogue a dynamic place,” Lieber said of the search for a rabbi. ”We’re looking to make the congregation the Jewish center in south county. With a mouthpiece like him, we want to let people know we’re here. We’ve essentially done the groundwork.”

Gafni ambitiously speaks of a few of his plans, one of which is to create a national Jewish retreat center on the synagogue’s property.

”Why not?” he said. ”The assumption is that everything operates out of New York. (Studies show) there are 75,000 Jews in Palm Beach County.”

Yet South County Jewish Federation studies also show that the affiliation rate of local Jews is 13 percent, half the national average.

”Boca in general is extremely materialistic and completely self-involved,” Gafni said in interpreting the statistics.

”Younger people come to Florida to escape and be unaffiliated.”

Gafni said he doesn’t condemn the acquisition of material goods and adds that Hebrew scriptures show that God created the world and the world is to be enjoyed.

As a spiritual leader, Gafni said he will attempt to guide his congregation into emphasizing aspects of life that transcend material goods.

”So you’ve got the Porsche, the pool and the boat. What happens when you die? What do you have then? What did life mean? There must be a purpose to life. Living a meaningful existence is more pleasurable than owning a Porsche.”

Thus, the synagogue becomes what he calls the ”pleasure center.”

Gafni did not say how much membership in the synagogue will cost, but said, ”Any Jew can come to High Holy Days even if they can’t pay. And no Jew ever will be turned away for lack of funds — ever, ever.”

Although the Boca Raton synagogue structure is complete, Gafni said there is still more work to do on the inside and the work that is being planned will introduce some new twists on established ideas.

For instance, men and women are seated separately in Orthodox synagogues and typically women are out of the sight of the men, either behind a screen or in the back of the synagogue.

Plans for Boca Raton Synagogue (the word ”Orthodox” is intentionally omitted) still separate men and women, but women are not out of sight. Structurally, the synagogue is in a semicircle, focusing on the center of worship: the Torah and the Eternal Light.

”There will be an opportunity within the synagogue context for women to express themselves in a public manner, which is completely within the (Hebrew) law,” Gafni said. ”Men or women will be able to get up and give a talk about a religious issue.

”We will have orthodoxy with a small ‘o’ and Halakhah (Jewish law) with a capital ‘H.’ ”

He calls it the new Orthodoxy. Orthodox Judaism usually evokes the stereotypical image of long beards, curly sideburns and black coats — and a separation from the rest of society.

The ”new” Orthodox Jew is the upwardly mobile doctor, lawyer, stockbroker or other person integrally involved in society, yet set apart from others in similiar professions by a belief system that emphasizes religious law and spiritual values.

A prime example of that was Gafni’s ”outreach” lectures on Wall Street. He once did a lecture on Wall Street called ”Jewish Sexual Ethics.” He also conducted lunchtime scripture studies in a prestigious Manhattan law firm.

Orthodox Judaism is attractive to young Jews, Gafni said, because ”young people are looking for something that’s real. People intuitively sense that which is authentic and I think there’s a desperate yearning for authenticity.” Gafni is an example of the attractiveness of Orthodoxy to young Jews. He had become so immersed in it that by 23 he was teaching Bible at Yeshiva University.

”There’s nothing as exciting as traditional Judaism,” Gafni said. He wants to turn what he feels is a stereotype of Orthodox Judaism from ”backward, anti-feminist, anti-science” to ”real exciting, progressive system of life.”

In New York, Gafni recruited young people by walking into public schools with a shofar (the administration did not know of his actions). Children who recognized the shofar — a ram’s horn used for ceremonies — were targeted as recruits for his Jewish Public School Youth Project. He turned his efforts into a string of clubs with a budget of $500,000.

If Gafni initiates the project in Florida, he won’t be staging any press conferences.

”It would be difficult to do it in Florida schools,” he said. ”If I do it, I won’t announce it.”

Gafni is critical of some other Jewish and non-Jewish religious groups (For instance, he asks, ”What’s Jewish about Reform Judaism?”) although he adds that he believes he will have a good working relationship with other clergy.

”I believe we have the most correct system,” he said of Orthodox Judaism. ”I believe there are moments of truth in others.”

What are the dietary restrictions that some Jews follow to “keep kosher” (the laws of kashrut)?

http://joi.org/qa/kosher.shtml

One can find the source of the laws of Kashrut in Exodus, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy. There are four main laws, written within these books, upon which all laws are based. These rules are: “You shall not cook a kid in its mother’s milk” (Exodus 23.19); “You shall set apart the ritually clean beast from the unclean” (Leviticus 20.25); “You must not eat flesh torn by beasts” (Exodus 22.30); and “You shall not eat anything that dies a natural death” (Deuteronomy 14.21).

How strictly one observes kashrut varies not only within the denominations but, like the observance of Shabbat, from family to family.

There are a number of foods that have already been predetermined by the Torah and interpreted by the rabbis as either kosher or non-kosher.

Prohibited Fowl: Bat, cuckoo, eagle, hawk, heron, kite, lapwing, ostrich, owl, pelican, stork, swan, and vulture.

Permitted Fowl: Capon, chicken, dove, duck, geese, pigeon, and turkey.

Prohibited Fish and Seafood: Catfish, eel, porpoise, shark, whale, clam, crab, frog, lobster, octopus, oyster, scallop, shrimp, and snail.

Permitted Fish and Seafood: Anchovy, bluefish, butterfish, carp, cod, flounder, fluke, haddock, halibut, herring, mackerel, pike, porgy, red snapper, salmon, sardine, seabass, shad, smelt, sole, trout tuna, weakfish, and whitefish.

Meat restrictions: All animals that chew their cud and have a split hoof are kosher. This includes cattle, sheep, goats, and deer, and excludes horses, donkeys, camels, and pigs.

Meat must be killed according to the laws of shechitah, laws written that govern how an animal that is to be eaten must be killed.

Once a beast has been slaughtered, it must be salted properly in order to remove excess blood.

Egg restrictions: Eggs from non-kosher birds are not kosher. Eggs with bloodspots are not kosher.

There are no holidays in which the laws of kashrut are not in effect. There are a few, however, when there are extra restrictions on what you can and cannot eat. The holiday that has the most restrictions on what we can and cannot eat is Passover.

The Rabbi Rocks

by Tracey Wong Briggs

USA Today - August 17, 1987

Rabbi Mordechai Gafni of Boca Raton, Fla., has produced Jewish Pride, a rock album appealing to Jewish youth. The LP, set for USA-wide release Sept. 1, includes songs written by Lenny Solomon and performed by young Jewish musicians. Rappin’ Jewish, by Danny Furst, says: “La-die-doo, I’m a Jew ’cause I think it’s cool/ Yeah, I eat kosher meat ’cause I ain’t no fool/ Ask me anything you want to, but I will repeat/ I say being Jewish makes me groove to the beat.’

Rabbi rolls out Jewish rock album

Associated Press/St. Petersburg Times - August 17, 1987

BOCA RATON - A 26-year-old rabbi is using rock ‘n’ roll to appeal to Jewish youth in a way they can understand.

Mordechai Gafni, spiritual leader of the Boca Raton Community Synagogue, has produced what he calls the first Jewish rock ‘n’ roll album, set for national release Sept. 1.

I’m looking to create a revolution in Jewish life, he said. Music speaks to people. I want this to become a major outreach tool to bring young people back to Judaism.

The album, titled Jewish Pride, includes a danceable theme song of the same name, a ballad called Minyan Man and a rap song Rappin’ Jewish written by Danny Furst.

A sample of the lyrics:

La-die-doo, I’m a Jew ’cause I think it’s cool

Yeah, I eat kosher meat ’cause I ain’t no fool

Ask me anything you want to, but I will repeat

I say being Jewish makes me groove to the beat.

Letter by Rabbi Causes Flap in House Race

The Associated Press Political Service - November 2, 1990

BOCA RATON, Fla. (AP) _ An endorsement letter sent to 50,000 Jewish voters was written by a controversial rabbi using a different name, the Republican congressional candidate has acknowledged.

Scott Shore faced a jeering political crowd Thursday when he confirmed the letter was written by former Boca Raton Rabbi Mordechai Gafni. He was once censured by the local rabbinical association for inappropriate behavior, but the censure was later withdrawn.

The letter was signed by Rabbi Marc Gafni, a name Gafni said he adopted when he moved to Israel two years ago.

It also was addressed to “my fellow Democrats” even though Gafni’s last registration was as a Republican.

Shore refused demands from the audience at Temple Beth El that he apologize for the letter.

The audience of more than 250, including many supporters of the incumbent Democratic U.S. Rep. Harry Johnston, hooted when Shore claimed he wasn’t trying to deceive voters about Gafni’s true identity.

Johnston, who attended the forum to debate Shore, also noted Gafni said in the letter that he had been a supporter of John F. Kennedy. Gafni was 3 years old when Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, Johnston said.

Gafni, who was Shore’s rabbi while in Boca Raton, was active in protests such as one against Pope John Paul II’s visit to Miami in 1987, where he dressed in concentration camp clothing.

PBS Special - Soul Prints - Your Path to Fulfillment (DVD)

Starring Marc Gafni            Fox Lorber (Publisher) - April 10, 2001

http://dvd.idealo.com/prices/P20008840135K2.html

Soul Prints - Your Path to Fulfillment - MARC GAFNI 790658993808 Rabbi Marc Gafni compares a person’s individual spirit to the uniqueness of their fingerprint, dubbing the former a “soul print.” In this 73-minute lecture, he describes the principles and practical applications of his philosophy culled from his study of many religious and ethnic traditions. The essence is to better appreciate the life you have and redirect your energy in the parts that make you unhappy. He promises the viewer “access to the precise and gorgeous nature of your spirit,” suggesting exercises like making a list of the 10 most important things in your life. He offers mantras and stories from Buddhism, Russia, West Africa, and his own ministry–even singing a short “soul print song” a cappella. Much of his advice is common sense (If you treat the waiter badly, he will treat you badly), but he presents it in an energetic and inspiring manner. However, this PBS Special is interrupted so frequently with shots of an enthusiastically applauding audience that one might think he was selling a food preparation gadget rather than inner peace. Unfortunately, the effect is that of a hard sell for material that should speak for itself. –Kimberly Heinrichs

Publisher  Fox Lorber

UPC      790658993808

Release   2001-04-10

Format   DVD

Mpaa rating   NR (Not Rated)

Primary Contributor   Marc Gafni

Features Color

Running Time 60


Thursday, January 1, 2009

Sarodor #0151 - The Dark Guard

Act I - Episode 151

April and Emma prowl the halls of the Vixen Temple on their search for Derek. Corridors twist and turn in every direction, the black depths punctuated by the dancing orange glow of torches every few hundred feet.

They round a corner and are met by the echoes of a distant crash. Suddenly a loud commotion fills the air. Shouts and painful cries rush to them from down the corridor, followed by the sounds of metal clashing against metal.

“A battle,” April whispers. “Something big is happening down there. We have to find another way.”

The girls turn around…and gasp.

Two dark figures stand before them, torch light glinting off the cold metal of their drawn swords. Their armour is black, almost organic, covered with intricate patterns that run across its surface like veins.

April and Emma take an uneasy step backward. Suddenly there is a soft sound of metal scraping against stone. April whips around to find a third figure standing behind her. She draws her sword.

“You must be April,” the figure says. His voice is cold but commanding, infinitely calm.

April narrows her eyes, trying to discern the face hidden beneath the helmet. “Who are you?”

“We’re the new Temple Guard,” he says with a slight bow. “Please hand over your weapons. You are trespassing here.”

“Where’s Derek?” April asks, ignoring the request.

“Give us your weapons and we’ll take you to him.”

A snarl curls across April’s lips. She raises her sword. “You’re not getting my sword. Take me to Derek now.”

“April,” the guard says, extending his palm in a gesture of restraint. “There is no need for battle. We will escort you to Derek peacefully - just give us your weapons.”

April hesitates. She looks at Emma, then at the other two guards standing nearby with their swords at the ready. She turns back to the leader. “Tell me: what would you do in my situation?”

The guard considers for a moment, then nods. He raises his sword…

First published:

23 October, 2004

Credits:

Arizona by Dark_Whisper

Outlander from DAZ

M3 Fantasy Armor from RDNA

Knights Of Desolation from RDNA

Glamdring Sword by kelc

Wall by ?

Torch by ?

Esme by Stormi

Ultimate Fire by romanceworks


Sir Lorial vs Derek

Thursday, December 25, 2008

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This Christmas, I'm wearing nothing but a grin and a Santa hat!

Merry Friggin’ Christmas




By Tim Cerantola

My Christmas shopping is steeped in tradition. As each Christmas approaches, I observe a special custom without fail. Every year, on December 24th at about 4:31 pm, I begin my Christmas shopping.

What an exciting time it is, as I fill my Christmas shopping basket full of festive cheer and last minute gift desperation.

Jostling and roughhousing with the other men who have left their shopping to the last minutes before the shops close. Oh what a lovely festive atmosphere it is, as hordes of cantankerous, desperate men get together in department stores and share a merry friggin’ Christmas here, a “get out of my way” there - and perhaps even a celebratory poke in the eye, if that’s what it takes to secure a useless Christmas trinket or toy. Yes, sometimes two wrongs are only the beginning. As you can well imagine, purchasing Christmas gifts can become a full-contact sport.

Still, it is under these trying conditions that I usually select many wonderful, awe-inspiring, well thought out gifts for those that I love so dearly.

Let’s see, last year I selected Donny Osmond’s Christmas Collection for the kids, a “Cheeses of the World” assortment for my wife (imagine, someone went all around the world collecting cheese) and, a couple of matching tea mugs with naked elves dancing on the side (well, it looked like they were dancing) for Mom and Dad. And, of course, I scooped up a box of chocolate for my bum! I always buy my bum something for Christmas.

Never the less, as a married man with nearly a quarter century of delirious marital bliss under my belt, I’ve perfected Christmas shopping in 29 minutes or less. And so, I will try to help some of you lost men out there so that you might avoid some of the pitfalls of Christmas shopping. I will provide you with a few winner gift ideas sure to please the woman in your life. Yes, I will likely save your life. (You can thank me later).

Now I imagine some of you have already begun your shopping. A few of you have probably already completed your shopping (you wankers). But for the rest of us who live by the manly code, “never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together” - allow me to teach you “the way.” For I am a firm believer in the old adage, “give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set that man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” But, as usual, I digress.

Yes, I write this for you men out there who have great difficulty selecting gifts. I imagine, as Christmas quickly approaches, many of you probably still don’t know what to buy her. Well, do you?

Of course not! Only God knows what she wants and even He isn’t completely sure. She changes her mind so often even a supreme being has trouble keeping up. So, what should you buy the love of your life?

First off, lets start with what the love of your friggin’ craptastic life doesn’t want.

I can guarantee that your woman does not want anything that requires vacuum bags. She also does not want anything that slices or dices. She does not want a perfume that’s called “Garden Fresh” or “Febreze” - even though Febreze does sort of sound French. You’ve probably already established that she doesn’t want anything that smells like you. If she did, she wouldn’t always buy you cologne. But like I always say to my wife, if you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

DO NOT buy your wife a toaster for Christmas. If you do, plan to leave town. “But honey, it’s a four slicer” will in no way repair the damage a gift toaster can do to a marital relationship.

In most states and provinces, giving you wife and toaster for Christmas is legal grounds for divorce. Still, Toaster Syndrome is very common this time of year. Many men, in an attempt to please the woman in their life, succumb to the ever-alluring draw of shiny kitchen appliances. This can lead to a Christmas disaster. If you don’t think things can get any worse, it’s probably because you lack sufficient information.

However, should you happen to make this unfortunate mistake, before this thing goes viral, remember, this gift selection must be quickly treated with expensive jewelry and a seriously healthy amount of groveling on Boxing Day. Fortunately, most women will agree that men are entitled to be stupid now and again - mind you, some of us do tend to abuse the privilege.

Now, if you want your love goddess to remain in your life, relatively free of hostility, here are some helpful tips when deciding what to buy her. If the gift you have in mind for her is dishwasher safe, has a non-stick surface or cool touch handles - your own handles, (if you catch my drift), will likely remain cool during the Christmas season!

If you want to continue living in blissful wedded harmony, her gift should be of the silk, satin, gold, silver and/or precious stone categories. And, if you merely want to remain a living, breathing person, it should not be made of polyester, vinyl, aluminum or anything with a Teflon coating.

So, to further drive home the point guys, A Non-Stick, Aluminum Reinforced, Plastic Cheese Tray With a Handy Polyester Carrying Bag… is a VERY, VERY BAD idea!

So, what does the woman in your life really want?

Well, your Venus in blue jeans probably wants you to buy her something that’s personal. Something that’s a reflection of how well you know her and how you feel about her. (GET HER JEWELRY BONEHEAD!)

Naturally, you’ll be tempted to buy your love goddess a stainless steel oven roaster, but resist the temptation and go for the jewelry counter.

When it comes to Christmas stockings, books, little tins of shortbread, music tapes or candy are nice. You may also want to give some token presents to her family, and this is an inexpensive way to do so. Remember, you do not want to offend her family at Christmas - wait until New Years for that.

But, most important of all, remember, you don’t necessarily have to give extremely expensive gifts to ensure a happy Christmas. If your relationship is based on material possessions and their value, it’s not a relationship - it’s an exercise in wealth re-distribution.

The main thing is men, you must reach inside and give of yourselves - but that doesn’t mean showing up empty handed, wearing nothing but a grin and a Santa hat.



Christmas shopping